is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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