Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What a dumb baby whore.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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