Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
4 words: hood of his car
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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