escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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