do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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