Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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