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I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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