Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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