nut hugger
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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