Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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