How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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