My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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