Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
