So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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