i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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