what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
