my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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