okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
