used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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