The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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