i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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