Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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