Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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