I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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