Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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