Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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