So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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