Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Green mimosas i think yes
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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