We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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