Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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