Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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