quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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