do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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