Duck Duck Cougar?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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