we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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