Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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