whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
