she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
They are going to name an STD after you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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