How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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