Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
