East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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