Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
