"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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