I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Drunk is a universal language darling
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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