i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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