Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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