I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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