Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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