It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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