No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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